The special room in hell already has my name engraved on the door

I’m listening to Kelis “Milkshake” and thinking nasty thoughts about Draco and Hermoine after watching Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets last night. It’s a PWP plot bunny written all over it. And I’d write it too if I knew shit from fuck about Harry Potter. I think I’m one of the few people that’s never read the books. Which isn’t as cool as being able to say I never watched the O.J Trial or saw “Titanic” but that’s a different matter all together. I’ve only seen the movies which are cool and have me excited about the 3rd one that’s coming up and have peaked my interest in reading the books. Back to the Draco/Hermoine PWP dancing to Hip-Hop in my brain. It’s freaking me out ‘cause their underage and I know the special room in hell is waiting for me on some of the other stuff I’ve written but hey, I’m not getting on the express train to get there anytime soon.