Save me from Bob tyrant of the mailroom!

Bob has issues. He is drunk with the power he has over the coffee, sugar and plastic utensils in the breakrooms throughout the company. When he wishes to lord over his power he withholds the coffee and doesn't restock the real sugar (no one seriously uses the nutrasweet/splenda/sweet and low) do you know what happens when you withhold coffee from a building full of people who are not alive until they've had their third cup or no utensils to eat with?

And don't get me started on trying to mail large things out from the mailroom. Bob will see you drowning and not lend you a hand, in fact he'll send you someone else, someone who doesn't work in the mailroom. And he still has a job why?