This morning I bitchslapped the ice on my car into submission

[scorpiodragon]

The ice on my car this morning was like a quarter inch thick candy coating on my windows and mirrors. I took my ice scrapper and attacked my car windows with a viciousness I didn't know I possessed. My fellow neighbors also scraping their cars tried to conceal their wary, nervous glances in my direction but really couldn't. You could almost feel them silently praying that I wasn't a serial killer or some other manner of maniac.

The ice was my enemy an I wasn't backing down. I attacked it with full-body lunges of my scrapper. I growled, and snarled in a low dangerous manner as the ice tried to ward of my attack and cheered in silent victory as it broke under the weight of my assault. Due to the length of my battle I still missed my train but I and my 4 wheel drive were victorious this morning. I am prepared to return to the battlefield tonight for the battle homeward.

Comments

[rogue-psion2.livejournal.com]

Congrats on being able to beat it into submission. ;)

[scorpiodragon.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'm hoping there's no more candy-coating ice this winter, conquering it is a lot of work.